'The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity.' (1:1)

'When what is indestructible meets what is irresistable, the female all too often wins.' (1:4)

'The wicked go to hells, the good go to heavens and the pure neither live nor even die, but those hit on the head tend to fall unconscious.' (1:8)

'With the charity of ignorant people towards the different and helpless they stuck Monkey in a cage. He entertained them willy nilly and free entertainment is not to be despised.' (1:8)

'Pigsy is a long way from the enlightenment which transcends humanity. He is a long way too from the bottom of the cliff down which he is about to fall.' (2:7)

'A white horse is most easily lost in a snowstorm.'

'The Great Chinese Sage Lao Tzu said that words that are beautiful are seldom true.' (1:7)

'It is the beginning of wisdom to say I don't know.' (1:7)

Monkey

'Alright! Let battle commence! Wine and... bananas! Bring on the dancing girls!' (2:12)

'They'll be sorry. Th